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Scenario 1: You run into a friend at the movie theater and she says… “Oh my God, what are you doing here??” Your Answer: “The thing is, I have so much cheese dip at my house but no pretzels, so I decided to stop by and pick one up.” Scenario 2: You’re on the side of the road changing your…