May 2011
cheia:
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD MONKEY ON A FARM.
April 2011
I so would’ve given him carriage-head during that long ride to Buckingham...
MAN! All white people look the same to me.
HOMEMADE PORSCHE CAR!
fuckyeahndasian:
nightbaroness:
heydin:
andyfts:
samboss:
Reblog if your blog revolves around humor; I want...
oh-muh-gawd yes! I Need more funny on my dash and less emo please
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, “Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.”...
The Onion
BREAKING: Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit
Just spent $200 on scrubs in 10 minutes. Man I'm...
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, gee, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor! Then the child spoke into the instrument:...
alix--rose-deactivated20110513 asked: At least they didn't tell you that you look like you were run over by a train. Granted I didn't sleep the night before, eff people mang. Always bringing us down!