I work full time and pay taxes that support Medicaid. The least people on Medicaid can do is to come into the office and be polite to me.
- Me: I'm going to name my kid Kesha
- Indi: You mean Ke$ha?
- Me: Omg how could I spell it wrong!? I'm going to feed her glitter and jack.
- Indi: She's going to leave and never come back.