ragefacethenamestaken: jelloentertainment: sekoshi: j3sustits: 8—————3: -decimate: i can’t breathe I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT SCREAMING HELP. I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP. Im more surprised by the voice that came out of the mouth than what just happened. I was expecting a 12 year old boy’s voice.
Roses are red. Tomatoes are too. I’m still wondering why my Waffels...
I'll probably end up marrying food. →
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thelifesporadic asked: thanks :) the little booger needs to stop eating his toys.. also, don't let anyone tell you that those toys are indestructible.. Satchmo has found a way to eat them all :) Hope you're well!
My boyfriend has left for a job again. I’m not sure what this feeling is that I have every time he leaves. It feels empty and weird and I hate it. I need some cheering up.